The Three Little Pigs

By Curtis McKenney

Once upon a time in New York City in the year of 1994 the Gingerbread Man was on a hunt. He was on a hunt for some bacon. So since he was a fairy tail creature he went looking for the Three Little Pigs and he was determined to get them. So he traveled all the way from New York to California.

            Meanwhile the Three Little Pigs were having dinner. Then they heard a knock on the door. So they opened it and it was just Joe. Joe is actually a secret agent to protect the Three Little Pigs. He was also the trainer of James Bond. He also grew up in California so he knew the area very well. His code name is BACON or PORK CHOPS. He was no huge Incredible Hulk or anything, He was tall and normal no bigger than any regular man. He had some more slop for them. So they all sat down and ate.

            While this was all going on the Gingerbread Man was eying the pigs. So he knocked on the door. Then BACON came and answered the door.

“I was wondering if the Three Little Pigs were home.” Said the gingerbread man with a crazy look in his eye like something was about to go down. 

Then before BACON could say anything the Gingerbread man stabbed him in the leg with a sleeping dart candy cane. While he was falling he hit an emergency button and called the police.

            The Gingerbread Man chased the pigs around the house. “I am going to turn you into bacon” said the Gingerbread Man.

Then all the sudden they heard sirens the police stormed in. “Get down on the ground and don’t try to run we have the building surrounded.”

So the Gingerbread Man went to court and did not have a good day. The Gingerbread Man was charged with life in prison for attempt of murder. The judge asked him why he turned evil and he wanted an answer other than he like bacon. Then the Gingerbread Man said “where I grew up all the other fairy tail creature could rhyme, but I could not. So I tried as hard as I could and I could not get it. So everyone made fun of me and the worst ones were the Three Little Pig. They were getting what was coming to them” So then when he finished the judge sent him of to prison.

            Then on day in 2019 when the Three Little Pigs finally felt safe the Gingerbread Man escaped with the help of his henchmen Quinn whose code name is SUMO DUDE, when they got out they kidnapped the Three Little Pigs.

            So BACON and his partner Curtis went out to find them. Curtis’s code name is BABY BACK a.k.a. BABY BACK RIBS. He was a tall guy and normal sized just like BACON. He was also born in Cuba and was 25 years old. They are very confident that they knew were they were, The Sumo Pastry Buffet.

            When BACON and BABY BACK arrive they got everyone out of the building. Then BACON and BABY BACK went back to the kitchen. They saw them and they had hostages, the three little pigs.

            Then SUMO DUDE turned his head and saw them. He started to charge so BACON and BABY BACK stepped back and tripped him. So since SUMO DUDE was so fat he couldn’t get up, just role around.

            Then they went after the Gingerbread Man. They took a gallon of milk off a shelf and ran after the Gingerbread Man.

“No!” he screamed. “I will not go out like that.” They ran and ran. They just couldn’t keep up with him.

“Run run as fast as you can you can’t catch me I’m the Gingerbread Man.” So they got in there car and followed him for about an hour. Then he made a wrong turn and he knew it.

So they got out of the car and saw him in the back corner of the ally. They saw him doing something very strange. So they turned the light on and pointed it at him. He was eating himself! They ran up to him to stop him but when they got there he was gone except for his arm.

Then they left and took the arm with them to be studied. The three little pigs were safe and BACON and BABY BACK had saved the day, and they all lived happily ever after.

Until one day they closed the police department and the arm came to life. It crawled off. Maybe to find a body. Nobody knows?

 

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